About me? Well, I'm shy, outgoing and incredibly attractive. Women often approach me on the street and say, "Excuse me, but aren't you the most devilishly handsome guy we've ever seen...
Tagline:
Life is boring: get used to it or go insane. It's a fine line.
Bragging Rights:
I'm clever, or so I'm told, have a ready wit, am really fit, but do not have a clit, although I once had a dog named Shit. I loved that dog. "SHIT!" I would cry out at the park when I used to take him for walks. I was arrested on the fourth occasion for disturbing the peace and we ended up having to put Shit down. It was best in the end I suppose. Lovely dog, but fuck did he stink.