Bragging Rights:
The only girl who could: explain the theory of relativity, tell you why particle physicists love Erwin Schrödinger and the Large Hadron Collider, list all the European capitals; quote from Neruda to Kafka, and from Kafka to the Doctor, and from the Doctor to Chomsky; differ intonation from inflection--but most importantly, I would brag about how all this knowledge is nonsensical and useless, and I'll rather learn something from you.